A Dragons fell off horse!Sam last Wednesday and I've royally screwed up my back and hip.  Sixty billion x-rays and ultrasounds later, I'm told I have a grade 2 tear of the gluteus medius muscle near where it joins the ilium.  So basically I fell off my horse and ACTUALLY busted the right-hand top middle of my ass. Between the squished nerves and ( Read more... )

I haven't read any fic in approximately forever and I just went looking for a specific story by calamitycrow and her journal is...not there?  Wtf?  Anyone know what's up with that?

I've been horribly AWOL lately and crap at answering comments and the like. I'm not sure when this situation will improve. Honesty is always the best policy ( Read more... )

Just today got in touch with the last of my Queensland peeps I was worried about with the floods. She's a little soggy, but fine. *\o/* Much better off than many, many people she knows ( Read more... )

I was chatting with a detainee yesterday about how much he loves jogging while he's in prison, how it calms him and makes him less anxious and angry and tied up in his head ( Read more... )

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Many thanks for the laughs, Leslie. Sleep well.

McDougall, I love you. I really do ( Read more... )

I ate some bacon by accident today, fangirls, and baaaaaaad things happen when you ingest meat after seventeen years of vegetarianism. Very. Bad. Things.

*is green*

( But this teensy tiny thing happened to my mates who run an alpaca stud this morning: )

I have some stupid TV show on in the background here, and I just heard a policeman - in reference to witness questioning - utter:

"Come to think of it, I haven't asked our indigenous population."

Like they is ONE ENTITY.

Jesus H.

It pleases me to refer to my period as The Pyramids, because it allows me to acknowledge it as a Wonder of the Ancient World, but still invokes the general impression that I am strapped to an enormous square boulder, slugging it out up some sheer incline, and getting mercilessly flogged by an Egyptian ( Read more... )